Welcome to my blog!

Currently I’m happily married and we have an amazingly quirky standard poodle named Eclipse.  Before that I went on a lot of crazy, truly weird and bizarre dates.  I was a lightening magnet for crazy.  Each date was like eating at the buffet of strange.  All those experiences have left me with an uncanny sense of intuition.  Eclipse, the wonder poodle, and I will help you navigate the crazy.